Rick Santorum put the pout back on his smegma-caked lips when Sad Morning Joe host Joe Scarborough insisted on reminding him he was a dirty liar. First, temptressy succubus Mika Zbrzeziznzkszy was all, "Hey, so is everybody on your team telling you to zip it with this birth control nonsense yet, because I and all other ladies in the universe except for Kathryn Jean Lopez want to smack you right in your mean little puss?"

And then Santorum flapped his gums for a while about religion because zzzzzzzz. But then in came Joe for the knightly Mika-ssist, reminding Santorum he was the one who let gush this whole streaming pile of clotted menstrual blood last fall, when he promised that he was a way hipper and cooler sort of GOP presidential candidate because he would focus his campaign on reminding Americans that birth control is of The Debbil. Then Rick Santorum accused Joe Scarborough of asking a "gotcha" question by asking about something from the public record, from last fall, that does not fit in with Rick Santorum's favored narrative of OBAMA DID IT!!1! And then Rick Santorum lied some more, because his mouth was open, the end. [Mediaite]