Because you asked for it (not one of you did), here's a hot sex photo of Rick Santorum wearing dangerously tan bathing trunks, in Puerto Rico. Ha ha ha, look at him... enjoying himself. This complicates the situation, no? Now everyone go out and get a Chinese iPadHD3 today and load this Santorum .jpg on it and head to your favorite San Diego sidewalk. The angel of fappery will guide you from there. [Joe My God via Buzzfeed]