- Rick Warren will exorcise the all gay out of Barry using the same Bible that Lincoln used at his Invocation. [The Caucus]
- Barack Obama has shipped Rahm Emanuel to Africa, where he will be able to avoid Blaggy. [HuffPost]
- Here is famed music critic Howard Wolfson's list of all the music he listened to while stress-eating and furiously masturbating in 2008. Howard Wolfson is so emo. [Ben Smith]
- The Pope has said some terrible things about the homosexuals, whom he thinks are totally gay. [Political Machine]
- Sarah Palin says that the most important thing she learned from the campaign was that things go badly when she is not in charge. [Top of the Ticket]
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