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Rick Warren Rants Against Media In YouTube Screed [Update]

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Look everyone, it's Rick Warren's weekly YouTube address to his congregants -- but you can watch it too! So what's the topic this week, lunchbox? Jesus do one thing or another? Oh, it's a response to your depiction in the media of late as a bigot. And a rant against bloggers. How secular!

His first point is, of course, majestically condescending: "I have traveled around the world a lot and, you know, I've learned several things about the media in the last few years." Whatever do you mean, sage journeyman? "One of them is that the media never gets it 100% correct." That is PATENTLY FALSE, sir! We don't care what some Mongolian goat herder or whatever told you; the hell would a goat herder know about the media anyway.

And why does he think the media gets things wrong? Hint: it has nothing to do with Jews. He says very tenderly that it's "because we're humans," although you may hear these words as "[patronize] [patronize] [patronize]."

Thing Rick Warren Learned About The Media While Traveling Part 2: "The media loves to create conflict." Another lie. The media would much rather have there be no news.

He blames this on (a) angry talk radio hosts and (b) "the bloggers who really need to get a life." Hey man, we're not the ones who earn livings by scaring people with ancient ghost legends.

He explains that people think they can "sit in the quietness of their own home and hide behind the screens and hurl all kinds of bombs at people and get away with it. Well, no, they're just being rude." He's describing the exact thing that he's doing.

We could dissect this line-by-line, but suffice it to say that he thinks homosexuality is a choice (of course he does) ergo a sin against God BUT HE DOESN'T JUDGE, the gays should have the freedom to make their own choices, except when that choice is to get married.

UPDATE: Rick Warren is popular partly because many consider him to have a more... pleasing... demeanor than, say, Jerry Falwell, who simply screamed like a cracker jackal about the queers, endlessly. If you watch this video, though, and look past his broader arguments (which are already bigoted), you catch little bits like this: "Now, gay partnerships are typically between consenting adults." Yes, just like straight partnerships, gay partnerships require mutual consent from both parties to commence said partnership, hence the word PARTNERSHIP. Lunchbox's usage of "typically" is not an accident -- gay people are lustful beasts incapable of actual love, is the suggestion. He is a very homophobic man, despite the shininess.

Rick Warren says media and bloggers are lying about him [YouTube]

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How do you do, fellow libs? We come together tonight to cheer and clap and cry and laugh, with our leader, Elizabeth Warren, and her fellow nice people Jay Inslee (the gold standard in climate action), Beto O'Rourke (excellent on being a good ally mostly), Cory Booker (best corny love hippie but also Wall Street, it's weird), Julian Castro (I don't know, people are super into him despite his creepy twinness and his too much pomade), Amy Klobuchar (bad bitch), Bill de Blasio ( ... ), John Delaney (???), and Tim Ryan and Tulsi Gabbard.

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We know, the thing we said in our headline is a thing you can say every day, but it's really intense today, maybe because Donald Trump is now filled with fear of the inescapable reality that millions of Americans who have not read the Mueller Report are going to see Robert Mueller testify on live TV on July 17, and Donald Trump will be exposed. Maybe the Big Mac vending machine next to his golden toilet is on the fritz and he hasn't had gotten to eat a Big Mac on the poop chair since last night. Maybe he's just a weak and sad person, a collection of shithole cells God meant to throw in the garbage, but accidentally implanted in Mary Trump's turkey incubator. We imagine that'd lead to a pretty constant state of anxiety and ennui.

Whatever it is, he's totally fucked right now. We were going to write a nice post about Trump's batshit interview on Fox Business with Maria Bartiromo, but we were busy, and by the time we got to it, he had performed so many batshit feats that we're just going to stick them all in this one post.

Let's start with the fight he's trying to wage with US soccer star Megan Rapinoe, who in a now-viral video stated that she has no fuckin' interest in going to the White House to meet that idiot. He got into a quarrel with her on Twitter ... or at least with a Twitter account that didn't belong to her. It's now been replaced, in order that the adult president may shit-tweet at the soccer superstar who hurt his feelings, but Splinter grabbed the original:

The rant continued:

Right. And Megan Rapinoe just said win or lose, she has no interest in meeting your crusty ass, because no decent American would consider that an honor.

Besides, she has already been to the White House to meet a legitimately elected president:

By the by, the owner of the incorrect Megan Rapinoe account saw Trump's whining and told him to grow a dick and set it on fire:

Ya burnt!

But as we said, it was a whole day of batshit from Trump, so let's continue.

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