RNC Deletes Everyone's Number From Their Phone

Tired of getting phone calls from the RNC begging for donations? Your prayers have been answered -- they've fired their entire phone bank!

Faced with an estimated 40 percent fall-off in small-donor contributions and aging phone-bank equipment that the RNC said would cost too much to update, Anne Hathaway, the committee's chief of staff, summoned the solicitations staff last week and told them they were out of work, effective immediately, the fired staffers told The Times.

Of course, the reason donations have fallen off is because even hardcore RNC donors hate Republicans these days. The RNC phone solicitors depend on a nationwide army of xenophobic old people, just like casinos. But now those old people have learned that President Bush wants to sell their daughters to Mexicans, and they're not happy.

Without the phone bank staff, the RNC will have rely entirely on their digustingly wealthy large donors, along with the usual mix of craven fearmongering and criminality.

RNC Fires Phone Solicitors [WT]


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