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RNC Deletes Everyone's Number From Their Phone

Tired of getting phone calls from the RNC begging for donations? Your prayers have been answered -- they've fired their entire phone bank!


Faced with an estimated 40 percent fall-off in small-donor contributions and aging phone-bank equipment that the RNC said would cost too much to update, Anne Hathaway, the committee's chief of staff, summoned the solicitations staff last week and told them they were out of work, effective immediately, the fired staffers told The Times.

Of course, the reason donations have fallen off is because even hardcore RNC donors hate Republicans these days. The RNC phone solicitors depend on a nationwide army of xenophobic old people, just like casinos. But now those old people have learned that President Bush wants to sell their daughters to Mexicans, and they're not happy.

Without the phone bank staff, the RNC will have rely entirely on their digustingly wealthy large donors, along with the usual mix of craven fearmongering and criminality.

RNC Fires Phone Solicitors [WT]

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'Miga and Carlos' by Wonkette Operative 'Chica'

It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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