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Thune me harder...


We have perhaps the filthiest inbox in internet history (insert "dirty box" joke here), so we couldn't help seeing remarkable similarities between our porno spam and today's mailing from the GOP.com. It's from two vicacious gals named Mindy and Katie, and they're working their way through the 'publican party, taking no prisoners in their pleasure! Hot!

We're Mindy & Katie, two members of the RNC web team. Today we're launching the first installment of Off the Record, a weekly series of candid interviews with Party leaders, activists, and rising stars in the GOP.

Recently, we went Off the Record with John Thune, the new Senator from South Dakota who defeated former Democrat Minority Leader Tom Daschle in the 2004 elections.

Color me jealous, Mindy. I'd so totally go off the record with John Thune.

Dear xxxxxx,

We're Mindy & Katie, two members of the RNC web team. Today we're

launching the first installment of Off the Record, a weekly series of

candid interviews with Party leaders, activists, and rising stars in

the GOP.

Recently, we went Off the Record with John Thune, the new Senator from

South Dakota who defeated former Democrat Minority Leader Tom Daschle

in the 2004 elections.

Senator Thune, who had just returned from Iraq, speaks about the

emotional trip, life as a Senator and some personal favorites -

certainly more than you get from an average TV soundbite.

To watch the video now, visit

www.gop.com!

And join us in the following weeks as we sit down with several GOP

Congressmen and Party leaders who are working hard to combat the

Democrats' obstructionist tactics and pass meaningful reforms for the

American people. Stay tuned!

Sincerely,

Mindy, Katie, and the rest of the RNC eCampaign

P.S. Visit

gop.com now and watch

Off the Record with Senator John Thune. While you're there, sign up to

be a GOP Team Leader for access to exclusive opportunities coming

soon.

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How do you do, fellow libs? We come together tonight to cheer and clap and cry and laugh, with our leader, Elizabeth Warren, and her fellow nice people Jay Inslee (the gold standard in climate action), Beto O'Rourke (excellent on being a good ally mostly), Cory Booker (best corny love hippie but also Wall Street, it's weird), Julian Castro (I don't know, people are super into him despite his creepy twinness and his too much pomade), Amy Klobuchar (bad bitch), Bill de Blasio ( ... ), John Delaney (???), and Tim Ryan and Tulsi Gabbard.

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We know, the thing we said in our headline is a thing you can say every day, but it's really intense today, maybe because Donald Trump is now filled with fear of the inescapable reality that millions of Americans who have not read the Mueller Report are going to see Robert Mueller testify on live TV on July 17, and Donald Trump will be exposed. Maybe the Big Mac vending machine next to his golden toilet is on the fritz and he hasn't had gotten to eat a Big Mac on the poop chair since last night. Maybe he's just a weak and sad person, a collection of shithole cells God meant to throw in the garbage, but accidentally implanted in Mary Trump's turkey incubator. We imagine that'd lead to a pretty constant state of anxiety and ennui.

Whatever it is, he's totally fucked right now. We were going to write a nice post about Trump's batshit interview on Fox Business with Maria Bartiromo, but we were busy, and by the time we got to it, he had performed so many batshit feats that we're just going to stick them all in this one post.

Let's start with the fight he's trying to wage with US soccer star Megan Rapinoe, who in a now-viral video stated that she has no fuckin' interest in going to the White House to meet that idiot. He got into a quarrel with her on Twitter ... or at least with a Twitter account that didn't belong to her. It's now been replaced, in order that the adult president may shit-tweet at the soccer superstar who hurt his feelings, but Splinter grabbed the original:

The rant continued:

Right. And Megan Rapinoe just said win or lose, she has no interest in meeting your crusty ass, because no decent American would consider that an honor.

Besides, she has already been to the White House to meet a legitimately elected president:

By the by, the owner of the incorrect Megan Rapinoe account saw Trump's whining and told him to grow a dick and set it on fire:

Ya burnt!

But as we said, it was a whole day of batshit from Trump, so let's continue.

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