Okay, maybe he is straight:

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Supreme Court nominee Judge John Roberts, while serving as the head of Hogan & Hartson’s appellate division, spent about a dozen hours working on behalf of Playboy Entertainment Group in a case before the Supreme Court in 1999, his former colleague told HUMAN EVENTS.

Or is that trying too hard? (Ahem.) In any case: Snappy dresser, drama queen, big gay, total lawyer whore. WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?

Be quiet, NARAL. We don't trust you anymore.

Roberts 'Played' for Playboy in SCOTUS Case [Human Events]

Defending Judge Roberts [Wonkette]

I Love My Judge, I Love My Big Gay Judge [Wonkette]

Looking Back at Roberts [Wonkette]