Roger Stone's #HOTTAKES On Trump-Russia Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller
The announcement only moments ago that the Trump Justice Department would appoint a special prosecutor to look into the question of Russian collusion in the last election is a MASTERSTROKE. Once and for all we can clear the air on the question of whether the Russians interceded in the last election to help Donald Trump. More importantly it proves that Donald Trump has no fear of such an investigation, and his firing of James Comey had nothing to do with heading off an investigation into this very subject.
I for one am looking forward to clearing the air on this politically motivated charge of Russian collusion, which is without fact or evidence. -- Roger Stone, genius.
Of course! Why is the lamestream media conspiring to keep this from us! The Trump administration is so wise to give Robert Mueller subpoena power to root through every detail of their connections and finances. And choosing James Comey's close friend and colleague is GENIUS!
Quick, someone tell Poppy Trump that the whole thing was his brilliant idea before he has another MASTERSTROKE on Twitter!
And poor Kellyanne seems to be out of the loop as well! Tucker Carlson was downright salty about getting stood up at the last minute when the news broke last night at 6 p.m.
“Kellyanne Conway was going to be sitting in that seat,” Carlson said. “We had booked her at their request. We don’t often have people from the administration on, but they said ‘we want to send over Kellyanne Conway’ -- great.”
“Then, not long before air,” Carlson continued, “they canceled it, for reasons that were not exactly clear."
Tucker says Kellyanne Conway cancelled appearing on his show last-minute pic.twitter.com/I9yGp5NWoL
— Axios (@axios) May 18, 2017
And Roger may want to let The Infowars Braintrust know he's got the inside track on Trumpland, since they're going with the Deep State Coup angle on this one.
Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein did the deep state’s bidding on Wednesday by appointing a special prosecutor to derail Donald Trump’s presidency.
Without even so much as contacting the White House, Rosenstein appointed former FBI Director Robert Mueller as special counsel to investigate phony “Russian influence” in the 2016 presidential election.
We are just spitballing here, but maybe Stone, the guy Trump referred to as “a stone-cold loser” who “always tries taking credit for things he never did," doesn't really have the All-Access VIP Pass.
Maybe Politico was right that the whole gang had to hold Poppy's hand last night and splain everything real calm-like so he wouldn't lose his shit. Then they dropped the teeniest little Ambien in his cocoa, to take the edge off. PROBABLY. Shhhhhh, Poppy! It's just like those yummy 'ludes from back at Studio 54. Which bought them a few hours of Grown Up Time to get their stories straight before the Diaper Genie found his phone and turned on Fox this morning.
Speaking of controlled substances, maybe Roger "Dirty Trickster" Stone should lay off that Z Shield shit that his boss Alex Jones is hawking at the end of the video.
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Roger, you are a renowned conspiracy theorist and ratfucker with a Nixon tattoo! Put down the junk and get back to your important work laundering bullshit from RT for Fox News. The President is depending on you! Even if sometimes he pretends not to know who you are.
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