The announcement only moments ago that the Trump Justice Department would appoint a special prosecutor to look into the question of Russian collusion in the last election is a MASTERSTROKE. Once and for all we can clear the air on the question of whether the Russians interceded in the last election to help Donald Trump. More importantly it proves that Donald Trump has no fear of such an investigation, and his firing of James Comey had nothing to do with heading off an investigation into this very subject.

I for one am looking forward to clearing the air on this politically motivated charge of Russian collusion, which is without fact or evidence. -- Roger Stone, genius.

Of course! Why is the lamestream media conspiring to keep this from us! The Trump administration is so wise to give Robert Mueller subpoena power to root through every detail of their connections and finances. And choosing James Comey's close friend and colleague is GENIUS!

Quick, someone tell Poppy Trump that the whole thing was his brilliant idea before he has another MASTERSTROKE on Twitter!

And poor Kellyanne seems to be out of the loop as well! Tucker Carlson was downright salty about getting stood up at the last minute when the news broke last night at 6 p.m.

“Kellyanne Conway was going to be sitting in that seat,” Carlson said. “We had booked her at their request. We don’t often have people from the administration on, but they said ‘we want to send over Kellyanne Conway’ -- great.”

“Then, not long before air,” Carlson continued, “they canceled it, for reasons that were not exactly clear."

Liz Dye

Liz Dye lives in Baltimore with her wonderful husband and a houseful of teenagers. When she isn't being mad about a thing on the internet, she's hiding in plain sight in the carpool line. She's the one wearing yoga pants glaring at her phone.


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