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Roland Burris Has Already Constructed His Terrifying Death Chamber

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Wonkette grave-robbing operative "Vasyl" sends us this hilarious bit of information about your would-benew junior Senator from Illinois, Roland "Don't Lynch Me" Burris: "Just so you know, that nice old black man who is set to become the next US Senator from Illinois is well prepared. He has already built a tombstone -- actually, more of a monument -- with all his accomplishments listed on it. Planning ahead, he has left extra space for additional accomplishments. Also, Roland Burris's children? They're named Roland II and Rolanda. No joke." HMM... It appears that there is much to learn about this so-called "Roland Burris." [Flickr]

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