Romney Advisor to CNN: Mitt Is as Steady as an Etch-a-Sketch

Romney Advisor to CNN: Mitt Is as Steady as an Etch-a-Sketch

So, has Romney campaign Communications Director Eric Fehrnstrom been fired yet? No? How about ... now? Has he been fired now? Mitt Romney doeslike to fire people, and it seems in this case that Eric Fehrnstrom might be really bad at his job. Here he is, being bad at his job on CNN:

HOST: Is there a concern that Santorum and Gingrich might force the governor to tack so far to the right it would hurt him with moderate voters in the general election.

FEHRNSTROM: Well, I think you hit a reset button for the fall campaign. Everything changes. It’s almost like an Etch A Sketch. You can kind of shake it up and restart all of over again.

To what else could Fehrnstrom have compared Romney's firmly held principles and beliefs?

* A Slinky.

* A Weeble Wobble.

* Sea Monkeys.

* Silly Putty.

* An "Easy Bake" Oven.

* A Slip N Slide.

* A Sit-N-Spin.

* A Transformer.

* All of them, Katie.

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