Ronald Reagan Spotted Sporting Hitler Mustache In Tennessee
OH MA GOD LOOK WHUT THEY DONE!!!! Vandals/ political cartoonistsspray-painted a Hitler mustache on a giant mural in Tennessee celebrating Ronald Reagan's withered, senile rat mug, marking the first "Obama is Hitler because he is Reagan" joke we have seen to date. That's what this is, isn't it? We cannot figure out what else this must mean, since Hitler was a liberal gay feminist union Democrat according to everyone who knows about Hitler these days. It must mean at the very least that Ronald Reagan's corpse is gay. Are there any more clues???
Haha, that was a joke, there are no clues. The Republicans are very upset, ordinary people are amused, and the only thing the crack investigative local news team can figure out is that the vandals are very tall, since Ronny's noggin is a full twelve feet off the ground.
From WFTV Nashville:
Overnight Sunday someone spray painted Hitler's infamous mustache onto the face of Ronald Reagan. The damaged mural covers a wall at the Putnam County Republican Party headquarters in downtown Cookeville.
"Ronald Reagan is really beloved by the Republican party, he's our guy," said county chairman Curtis Shinsky.
The damage was first noticed Monday morning when people started showing up for work in the downtown area.
The vandals left little evidence behind as to who might be responsible for modifying the mural.
"I just think this is people who have it in for us. There's a lot of folks who don't like us being up here on the square because we really have a lot of visibility," Shinsky explained.
The graffiti did garner all of attention on the corner of East Broad and Washington. People could be seen laughing in their cars, others stopped to take photos of the damage.
And one more view of the mural, for fun:
Oh well, we would still call this "the most coherent political commentary" we have read in what, like, a month? [WTFV Nashville]