Rudy 9/11 to Return 9/11s worth $9.11 to 9/11

here's your fucking alt textLast month, Rudy Giuliani dabbled with a "$9.11 for Rudy" fundraiser. This "independent, non-denominational grass-roots campaign to raise $10,000" fell by the way side after some criticism. Still, certain people who are really, really scared of like, the 9/11 planes going through a wormhole to the present day and crashing into their cars as they commute to work or something, heeded the $9.11 call after hearing about the fundraiser in the news. Now, as the WSJ reports, the Giuliani campaign is returning these eight $9.11 contributions -- as well as a ninth for $911! The 9/11 campaign feels very 9/11 for their 9/11 mistake. Anyone else think 9/11 himself could've used that $9.11 to 9/11 poor John McCain a 9/11 sandwich or 9/11 something, though?

Thanks, but no thanks for 9/11 checks [WSJ]
Photo illustration by the Onion


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