Rudy: Be Prepared for Space Terrorists!

Now that the Bush Administration has fast tracked plans for a military moon base to monitor outer space tourism and potential invasions, Giuliani has a new title: Intergalactic Mayor (screw that America's Mayor shit!). While stumping in New Hampshire, some pre-teen Republican who hates Steven Spielberg, loves sculpting and has very real concerns about space terrorism, asked if we are safe from intergalactic invaders. Yes, Giuliani said, but only if your parents vote for me. He then beamed back up to campaign headquarters.


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