Rudy Giuliani has unveiled his Christmas ads (because there are multiple ones!), within which he fantasizes about allowing the Virgin Mary to get an abortion for Jesus, since he's soooo pro-choice. Either that, or -- as in the one above -- he screams about FRUITCAKE! with Santy Claus. I think we have a new running joke, and I also think "FRUITCAKE!" while holding a candy cane will be Giuliani's "Howard Dean moment." Someone at the RNC should inject this man with 911 cc's of 9/11-serum before his faghagness becomes uncontainable. [Join Rudy 2008]