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Rumors on the Internet: Christian Convert Does Shooters With Dutch Cartoonists

* Captain Ed begins the petition for convert's sainthood, then pees on Edward Gibbon's leg: "Muslims have always been singular in their use of violence to both convert and to keep their own from converting . . . " Then we piss on the captain's leg by quoting him out of context: " . . . religious freedom only belongs in Europe and the Americas." [Captain's Quarters]


* Howie wonders why Jesus isn't super cool anymore. His commenters tuck him in, then blow shit up. [The Jawa Report]

* Frank J.

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Guess who's going on a field trip to Mother Russia next week? Which patriotic Americans will be celebrating Independence Day in Moscow with the traditional blinis and summer borscht? Whose PR team is about to have a really, really bad day?

Nice try, but it's not President Trump -- he's got his annual Moscow performance review later in July. (And anyway, his PR team is permanently located in the ninth circle of hell.) No, it's Senators John Kennedy (R-LA), Richard Shelby (R-AL), and John Hoeven (R-ND), who will be showing their love of the United States by decamping to Russia in the midst of an undeclared cyberwar. We shit you not!

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