Rumors On The Internets: Assonance
* Mitt Romney would drive a stake through Mother Earth's bare breast before he'd let his Nantucket buddies summer on an obstructed-view island. [ New Standard ]
* Iranians took British sailors captive to spite Bush, says guy whose every published word has been wrong. [ Today's Zaman ]
* Wall Street Journal editorial page on way better terms with Satan than Chris Mathews or Nancy Grace. [ Political Animal ]
* Little Wesley Clark unimpressed by the size of Rudy's balls. [ Intelligencer ]
* Dennis Kucinich loves being broke. [ Wizbang Politics ]
* Only best and brightest watch Colbert, Lehrer. [ Think Progress ]
* The Politico : Boy, does it blow. [ The Carpetbagger Report ]
* Got GWOT? [ Passport ]