Rumors On The Internets: Attention Pleas
* Jack Cafferty thinks Alberto Gonzalez is a "weasel." Don't ask him what he thinks about Wolf. [ C&L ]
* Jon Kyl is going on a legislation-blocking rampage because he's just so tired of "Walnuts, Walnuts, Walnuts" all the damn time. [ TPM Muckraker ]
* George "H-Dubs" Bush almost dies on the golf course -- HuffPo commenters wish him well. [ HuffPo ]
* Michael Bloomberg wants to fuck up the 2008 election. [ Captain's Quarters ]
* So does Ron Paul. [ Wizbang Politics ]
* Dick Gephardt saves Bill Clinton's ass, again. [ Freakonomics ]
* John McCain stink-palms himself. [ CC Insider ]