* "Jesus would be happy" if John Edwards became President, says John Edwards. [Beliefnet]

* U.S. Attorney and Rove tool-man Tim Griffin loves the Arkansas skanks. [Radar]

* Everything Karl Rove knows he learned from Nikita Khrushchev. [Shakespeare's Sister]

* Hillary Clinton fundraiser features many poignant moments, very little food. [Hotline on Call]

* Hillary's Second Life headquarters not worth wasting shittingdicknipples on. [techPresident]

* Jean Schmidt is holding her moral ground on the "Walter Reed, it ain't so bad" issue. [Enquirer]

* Tom Lantos' wife: coming soon to a nightmare near you. [1115]