* SOTU bingo is just like our drinking game, but without the fun. [Democrats.org]

* Everybody and their senator is liveblogging tonight. [The Swamp]

* If Hillary tries to take the microphone from Jim Webb after SOTU, he'll show her what he was like before he started dabbling in pacifism. [Political Insider]

* Fox's new The Daily Show imitator is exactly like The Daily Show -- when Craig Kilborn hosted. [Radar]

* Michael Fumento is such a delusional cretin that even right-wing bloggers hate his guts. [Winds of Change]

* Sexy German protesters for hire are decidedly more appealing than DC's standard hippie-dipshit volunteer version. [BBC]