Rumors On The Internets: Doesn't Match The Drapes
* Presidential contenders' YouTube channels range from "mind-boggling" to "old-fart." [ PrezVid ]
* Walnuts! now able to literally wipe his feet on Iraq. [ Passport ]
* Black-tie Gridiron dinner on Saturday night featured Robert Novak in the role he was born to play. [ Firedoglake ]
* Margaret Carlson always wanted, but never got Fred Thompson's johnson. [ Newsweek ]
* Condoleeza Rice offers to pitch if Sean Hannity will catch. [ Raw Story ]
* Newt Gingrich's life to resemble Spanish profanity immersion. [ The Swamp ]
* Bill Richardson is the "greenest" candidate. [ TalkLeft ]