Rumors On The Internets: Filthy Friday
* Walnuts' campaign website is a page-view whoring device of the five-dollar-back-alley variety. [ The Carpetbagger Report ]
* Political trivia featuring "midget porn, neocon jizz, and raping hobo corpses." [ Only in America via Rude Pundit ]
* NSA has the power to continue warrantless spying, but doesn't have the power. [ Worldwide Standard ]
* Toby Keith is a flip-flopper. [ Think Progress ]
* Liz Taylor endorses Hillary. Liz Taylor is still alive. [ Reuters ]
* Former fat-ass Mike Huckabee will probably announce his '08 candidacy on Sunday. [ Hotline on Call ]
* Joe Biden declares he's running, again. [ Boston Globe ]
* George Pataki's going to personally solve Iran first, and then say whether he's running. [ CNN ]
* Al Sharpton checks Barack Obama's ghetto pass, finds it expired. [ Althouse ]