* Phil Gingrey proves you can always trust a congressman with a dyed mustache to give you the best information on cockroach and rodent infestation. [Think Progress]

* Sam Brownback pretends he likes girls. [Spin Cycle]

* "CNN Contributor Tom DeLay, live, in the Situation Room." [Political Wire]

* Scooter planning to out Valerie Plame -- as a lesbian. [Comedy Central Insider]

* Hillary Clinton is conspiring to make sure your blog sucks. [Eschaton]

* Cops and firefighters remember why they hate Giuliani. [NYDN, Political Insider]