Rumors On The Internets: J-E-S-U-S
* Admiral Fallon is in the same secret society of dick-tongued orators as Bush, Chertoff. [ 1115 ]
* South Carolina makes Mitt Romney prove his Christyness. [ Election Central ]
* Bill O'Reilly graciously limits himself to two Sean Penn slanders per night. [ Media Matters ]
* Barack Obama proves his wonk chops, likes his salmon steaks. [ Newsweek ]
* And hates Fox news. [ The Sleuth ]
* Disgraced former congressman you've already forgotten about, Bob Ney, pays $2K a month for sex, from his wife. [ TPM Muckraker ]
* From the pursed lips of Steve Forbes comes a bribe-based solution to violence in Iraq. [ Buzzmachine ]