Rumors on the Internets: Lights, Please
- After years of making the claim, Wonkette Mom finally gets the vindication she deserves: Yes, Peter Overby sounds like Linus. [Mixed Signals]
- 1,009 laptops were stolen in DC last year. If (say) every fifth one has sensitive financial information, and (say) every 10th one has dirty pictures of notable Washingtonians, then we clearly need more thieves reading this site. [Computerworld]
- It's Hitch's war, you hear? It's his, all his! [HitchensWatch]
- In Ney's defense, they all look alike. Campaign contributors, we mean. What were you talking about? [TPM]
- We're getting too old for this
shitpork. [Instapundit]