* Nancy Pelosi's womb is advancing the gay agenda, one disco-ball fetus at a time. [Shakespeare's Sister]

* Best laid espionage plans are always stolen from movies -- Iran got invaded last night while Bush droned. [Intoxination]

* Attendance at DC peace march planned for later this month will benefit from increased anger with war, suffer from lack of Thievery Corporation. [Blondesense]

* Bob Ney blames corruption on that damn Wild Turkey; she's a lover you can't tame. [TPM Muckraker]

* Rush Limbaugh loves paying for pussy. [The Political Pit Bull]

* Bob Barr can't get enough of the fromundah cheese. [Hit & Run]

* Everyone hates Jimmy Carter. [Little Green Footballs]


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