Rumors On The Internets: Love the Nightlife
* Nancy Pelosi's womb is advancing the gay agenda, one disco-ball fetus at a time. [ Shakespeare's Sister ]
* Best laid espionage plans are always stolen from movies -- Iran got invaded last night while Bush droned. [ Intoxination ]
* Attendance at DC peace march planned for later this month will benefit from increased anger with war, suffer from lack of Thievery Corporation. [ Blondesense ]
* Bob Ney blames corruption on that damn Wild Turkey; she's a lover you can't tame. [ TPM Muckraker ]
* Rush Limbaugh loves paying for pussy. [ The Political Pit Bull ]
* Bob Barr can't get enough of the fromundah cheese. [ Hit & Run ]
* Everyone hates Jimmy Carter. [ Little Green Footballs ]