Rumors On The Internets: On Saying It v. Spraying It
George Bush had intentionally avoided Mark Foley for years because he was scared of "catching teh gay." [ Waveflux ]
Rule number 1: Tony Snow is security. Rule number 2: If you think Tony Snow is committing a security violation, see rule number 1. [ Potomac Flacks ]
Wannabe serial killer John Mark Karr now running for congress: "For once we'd have a politician who is willing to take responsibility." [ The Dilbert Blog ]
Bob Ney won't resign from Congress until he saves up enough money for a plane ticket back to Ohio so he can watch his house get repossessed. [ The Gaggle ]
Chris Shays is appalled at what happened at Abu Ghraib, and will personally make sure it's never available on DVD for $19.95. [ Talking Points Memo ]
A country that's regressing into childhood needs a leader who's willing to make his own club house and keep people off his birthday party invite list, and Joe Lieberman is that leader. [ LMNOP ]
Debate turns ugly when Rick Santorum's foamy mouth covers Bob Casey in anger-powered projectile spittle. [ Political Animal ]
Joke nothing, most of these people would probably be significantly more qualified than the current cabinet. [ CourtTV]