Rumors On The Internets: Pain Is Hilarious
* Funniest man in Washington steals jokes from least funny man in Washington. [ Portfolio ]
* What the fuck is Carville doing on the "power couples" list again? He doesn't have a real job. [ Washington Monthly (PDF) ]
* Dennis Hastert dropped seventy grand on lawyers to keep him out of the Foleygate hot seat. [ Political Insider ]
* Replacement players now guarding nation's nukes. [ Passport ]
* Least likely to vote hate Hillary the most. [ Gallup ]
* Straight Talk Express gets bent. [ Think Progress ]
* Abortion ban decision actually good news for those looking to kill something inside them. [ The Coffeehouse ]