* Nancy Pelosi's mothering powers are so great she can excrete children at will. [Comedy Central Insider]

* Media coverage of Anna Nicole as lop-sided as she was. [Think Progress]

* Jack Cafferty takes a hack dig at Wolf, who by now has surely come up with something witty he could have said. [Passport]

* Cheney's office now exists as a "super branch" outside the Governmental space-time continuum. [The Carpetbagger Report]

* Marky Mark Warner won't gun for Johnny John Warner's Senate seat, may go for VA governor spot, again. [Vivian Paige]

* Lots more Republican scandals on the way, don't change that URL! [The Blotter]