Rumors On The Internets: Sober Advice Is Really No Advice At All
* Al Gore is planning a global warming concert/rally that will "dwarf Live Aid." Hopefully, it won't feature that dwarf from live aid, Bono. [ FT ]
* Next time Barry Hussein is dropping a deuce and thinking, "Gee, I wonder how I should run my Presidential campaign," GQ will have him covered. [ GQ ]
* Donatella Versace thinks Hillary Clinton should wear more skirts and dresses. Donatella Versace also thinks a half ounce of yay is breakfast. [ Suitably Flip ]
* Wyoming plays the "I know you are, but what am I?" game with New Hampshire. [ Election Central ]
* John Edwards' campaign bloggers were a hard target, new softer enemies include "subversive knitters." [ Michelle Malkin ]
* Dennis Hastert ruined the free Air Force plane use for everybody. [ Think Progress ]
* Tonight's book party for Terry McAuliffe is totally crashworthy, for the guest list and for the two-grand bottles of cognac. [ Washington Whispers ]