Rumors On The Internets: Tastes Great, Fills Country With Cheap Labor
When Bill Clinton called Disney CEO Robert Iger to tell him to fix that "Path to 9/11" bullshit, Iger said, "how high?" [ The Ostroy Report ]
All new ABC pseudo-historical docudramas will air the disclaimer, "The film you are about to see has been modified to fit your perceived cultural biases." [ Swedes for Obama ]
Fred Phelps wants you to know that God hates John Stewart and his "hooligan sidekick" Stephen Colbert just as much as he hates fags. [ Comedy Central ]
Blackberry addiction now a lawsuit worthy phenomenon. [ The Volokh Conspiracy ]
Jack Abramoff called Rove, "a fat fuck," did loads of other shady stuff. [ TPMmuckraker ]
Michelle Malkin wants you to say "No!" to anarchist beer producers, crushes can with her foot as proof. [ Hot Air ]
Ann Coulter's "evil quotes" not quite tied directly to book sales, Gawker provides a chart in the hopes she say something that goes off it. [ Gawker ]
Pakistani security services instantly locate a bikini-contest contestant. Osama still lost. [ Hit & Run ]