Rumors On The Internets: The Ghost Of TeeVee Future

  • Oprah's not running, gives Larry King her "O-face" tonight, wants Obama in '08. [The Swamp]

  • Pervez "Perv" Musharraf to announce on The Daily Show tonight that'd he'd gladly give up his nuclear arsenal to get in "the sheets with Angelina Jolie." [The Corsair]

  • White House plans to declassify National Intelligence Estimate, but just that part that says, "we're safer, bitches." [Shakespeare's Sister]

  • George Allen's two favorite words on display together at the Zoo. [Andrew Sullivan]

  • Vote for Montana Senate candidate Jon Tester because he's a hunka hot man, also because he's not Conrad Burns. [Boozhy]

  • Trendsetter Hugo Chavez inspires Jerry Falwell to return to his roots making sure we all know who the devil really is. [Think Progress]

  • The counter-terrorism plan Bill Clinton claims he left in place? It had to be scrapped because the ninja's inability to get security-clearances after 9/11. [IMAO]

  • Bloggers invited to the Coburn-Obama signing! Luckily, not us.[TPMMuckraker]

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