Rumors On The Internets: Thou Shalt STFU
There are telltale signs hidden in the details of the Cocktober Surprise, sitting there, waiting to be discovered - clues that God himself orchestrated the "Do I make you horny?" IM convos. [ Unclaimed Territory ]
Rove aide and sports fan Susan Ralston resigns over Abramoff scandal. [ TPMMuckraker ]
North Korea's not building nukes to bargain with, they're building them to blow shit up with. [ Captain's Quarters ]
Obama is exactly twice the dinner companion that John Kerry is -- but should eat more, he's still kinda a skinny kid. [ The Swamp ]
David Ignatius gets a big fat late pass. [ Sadly, No! ]
Bush to be impeached, basically any minute now. [ After Downing Street ]
David Brooks thinks Mark Foley is a folk hero to be "worshiped at consciousness-raising drum circles." [ Hit & Run ]
It's a 3-day weekend guys, better start puffing down so you can remember it. [ ScrappleFace ]