Someone has set the elliptical ruminations of Donald Rumsfeld to music. Rumsfeld's response to the development deserves its own waltz:
"Someone gave me a copy of this thing, and here is this woman with a wonderful voice singing my press conference," Rumsfeld marveled at a meeting of the Newspaper Association of America last month. "Now, if that doesn't tell you something about the state of the world!"Right: If that doesn't tell you something about the state of the world. . . well, then, you must work for the CIA.
Rumsfeld's 'Poetic' Voice Set to Music [AP/Yahoo]