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Rush Limbaugh Busted for Inadequacy, Nervous Mocking Laughter Echoes Thruout Blogosphere

rushannkiss.gifGetting busted for painkiller abuse: sad/funny.


Getting busted for unprescribed Viagra: HYSTERICAL.

Rush Limbaugh (you know, big guy, used to date Daryn Kagan) was busted at the Palm Beach airport for possession of a bottle of Viagra that had the names of two Florida doctors, but not his.

Possession of unprescribed Viagra is, it turns out, a second-degree misdemeanor. But the bust makes sense, really -- the painkillers, you know, tend to make things a little more difficult in that department.

A doctor had prescribed the drug, but it was "labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes," Roy Black, Limbaugh's attorney, said in a statement.

Yeah, that's a great excuse. Brilliant legal mind, there. We always have our doctors prescribe our klonopin to other people, you know, for privacy concerns.

Oy, we're not gonna have to listen to Rush today now, are we? Does someone else want to take that bullet for us?

Limbaugh Detained at Palm Beach Airport [AP via WP]

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If there is one thing that decrepit "rocker" Ted Nugent hates, it is gun-free zones. Over the years, he has insisted that they are very dangerous and pretty much the number one cause of mass shootings. They caused Columbine and mean "more body bags" and "more crime" and even "workplace violence"! They are "killing fields"! THEY ARE ALL THE BAD THINGS!

You see where we're going with this right?

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Oh hey, Maria Butina the Russian spy lady, you are still in jail!

Butina, who was arrested Sunday for being a Russian spy who infiltrated the NRA in order to infiltrate the GOP for her motherland, is supposed to appear in court this afternoon, and in advance of that, prosecutors have filed a really fun motion listing all the reasons Butina should be required to STAY IN JAIL until her trial, at which point she will be found guilty as a common Paul Manafort and have to go to so much more jail. In short, it is because she is a major flight risk, but the document is a much better read than that, and it has boning. Shall we give it a look?

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