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Sad Whore Website SeekingArrangement.com* Can Do Better Than Sydney Leathers As Its New Spokesbaby

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Sydney Leathers has a new gig, and it is being the face of SeekingArrangement.com ArrangementFinders.com,two great tastes that taste great together, we are sure! You have all heard of SeekingArrangement.com, because it is a sad whore website that is really good at publicity. (You may not have heard of ArrangementFinders.com though. We hadn't!) You have all heard of Sydney Leathers, because she is a sad whore who is really good at publicity.

(Note bene: We at HappyNiceTimePeople.com and our sister website TerribleNewsForTerriblePeople.com are unabashedly pro-whoring, paid or unpaid. Except when it is wrapped up in the execrable terms "sugardaddy" and "sugarbaby" and promises girls it is totally not sex work and just, like, a super cool way to buy important things like awesome handbags, in which case fuck you, gross, just be honest and be an escort, dude.)

(Note bene again: Why are we calling Sydney Leathers a sad whore? Because that shit was sad, yo. Just ask Jonathan Franzen!)

That out of the way, who would be a better face for SeekingArrangement.com ArrangementFinders.com than Sydney Leathers? Let us listicle.

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