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Sad Whore Website SeekingArrangement.com* Can Do Better Than Sydney Leathers As Its New Spokesbaby

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Sydney Leathers has a new gig, and it is being the face of SeekingArrangement.com ArrangementFinders.com,two great tastes that taste great together, we are sure! You have all heard of SeekingArrangement.com, because it is a sad whore website that is really good at publicity. (You may not have heard of ArrangementFinders.com though. We hadn't!) You have all heard of Sydney Leathers, because she is a sad whore who is really good at publicity.

(Note bene: We at HappyNiceTimePeople.com and our sister website TerribleNewsForTerriblePeople.com are unabashedly pro-whoring, paid or unpaid. Except when it is wrapped up in the execrable terms "sugardaddy" and "sugarbaby" and promises girls it is totally not sex work and just, like, a super cool way to buy important things like awesome handbags, in which case fuck you, gross, just be honest and be an escort, dude.)

(Note bene again: Why are we calling Sydney Leathers a sad whore? Because that shit was sad, yo. Just ask Jonathan Franzen!)

That out of the way, who would be a better face for SeekingArrangement.com ArrangementFinders.com than Sydney Leathers? Let us listicle.

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Lace up your sneakers, Wonkers! Time to hit the streets. MoveOn, the ACLU, MomsRising and all your favorite dirty leftists are getting together for a yuuuuuuuuge march to show that WE ARE A NATION OF DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS WHO DON'T KIDNAP BABIES. And your Wonkette will be there!

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Rudy Giuliani, flapping his loose yap to Politico on Monday:

President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani said on Monday that he was actually just bluffing last week when he called for Justice Department leaders to suspend special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation within 24 hours.

"I didn't think it would," Giuliani told POLITICO with a laugh when asked about the Mueller inquiry's still being very much an active investigation. "But I still think it should be." [...]

That's what I'm supposed to do," Giuliani explained on Monday. "What am I supposed to say? That they should investigate him forever? Sorry, I'm not a sucker."

Cool, that is just Rudy Giuliani admitting he's full of shit and words and more shit and more words (and also a noun, a verb and 9/11). We are guessing therefore that Giuliani, who is a lawyer, would legally advise us to continue assuming we should take his every oral ejaculation with a gi-normous grain of FULL OF SHIT.

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