* Judges can go easy on crackheads, but they probably won't. [NYT]

* Democrats fail to get anything done, as usual. [WT]

* George Bush is a fiscal conservative in much the same way that a brick floats. [NYT]

* John Edwards is most impressed by how well he's done for himself. [WP]

* Secret lawyers gave secret okay for the secret interrogation tapes to be destroyed, secretly. [NYT]

* Can Mittster turn Huck's lack of cult affiliation into a weakness? [WP]

* Did you guys have any idea that Barry's a liberal? [Politico]

* Troops can go to Disney World on the Pentagon's dime, they just better do it fast. [The Hill]