Huzzah, Rick Santorum! The former Pennsylvania senator, dog-sex fetishist,Nostradamus of Terror, and reluctant John McCain supporter seems to be plotting a presidential run for 2012, which would be awesome ... for America.


He'll be in Iowa in early October, and the only reason any non-resident would be in such a place at the onset of a six-month winter is to persuade the party wingnutry that they're conservative enough to win the Iowa Straw Poll, which is a type of informal lottery for deranged religious nuts.

Remember how Mike Huckabee won Iowa the last time, and now he's the president? Exactly.

Anyway, Santorum. Nice to see him back on the political stage after a several-year hiatus following his 2006 senatorial rout. Rumor has it he spent his time off having illegal gay man-on-dog sex, constantly.

Santorum dips toes in 2012 Iowa waters [Politico]

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