Santorum Rallying Against Islamo-Fascism, Becoming Columnist

santorumislamo.jpgEx-Senator Rick Santorum is being a real ninny these days in Philadelphia, where tonight he will lecture at two colleges as part of neo-cunt David Horowitz's infamous "Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week." The talks will be a rare opportunity for Santorum these days to voice those prosaic maxims of moderation for which he is revered. For example, he told the Philadelphia Inquirer today that, "You see academics and Muslim student associations that want to shut down discussion of the fact that the enemy is using Islam as a rallying cry for terrorism." How's that for deft public diplomacy vis-a-vis the American Muslim community? Get this voice of reason a regular column in a major city newspaper and we'll have those browns sucking the Jesus juice in no time.

Oh hey, look at that -- the Inquirer IS giving Santorum a regular column!


Since we last saw on election night, when he was consoling his crying brat kids, Santorum has worked at a conservative think tank, has been writing a conservative book, has conservatively consulted for a law firm and has conserved regularly on Fox News, a socialist network. And although the name "Islamo-Fascism Week" appears "demonizing" to critics like Mahdi Bray, executive director of the Muslim American Association, Santorum easily parries back with devastating rebuttals like "The question is, Who are these Muslims?"

The Inquirer article also buries this little nugget of WTFism deep within the confines of brackets: "[Santorum also will begin writing an op-ed column for The Inquirer next month....]" Philadelphians can look forward to more of Santorum's edifying commentary every other week from now on, such as this: "What is their eschatology?" Intellectualism, meet your rapist.

Santorum presses his case against Islamic extremism [Philadelphia Inquirer]

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