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Sarah Palin Basically Declares War On 'South Korea'

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Mama Sasquatch Sarah Palin made a special appearance on Glenn Beck's famous radio program, "George Soros Is A Jew," this morning, and good gravy, she talked about some heavy stuff! When asked by one of Beck's radio lackeys how she would "handle a situation like the one that just developed in North Korea" after she becomes president, Sarah Palin went withthe "obvious" answer: "Obviously, we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies." So basically Sarah Palin would throw diplomacy in the garbage can and immediately declare war on our "real allies," the South Koreans, without even talking to them first. That's a horrible way to treat an old friend.


CO-HOST: How would you handle a situation like the one that just developed in North Korea? [...]

PALIN: But obviously, we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies. We’re bound to by treaty –

CO-HOST: South Korean.

PALIN: Eh, Yeah. And we’re also bound by prudence to stand with our South Korean allies, yes.

Try to imagine how unimpressed Palin must have been by this radio co-host fellow, who apparently thinks there is some sort of big and important difference between "North" and "South" Korea. Eh, yeah, whatever, Sarah probably thought to herself, Chinese people are all the same. [ThinkProgress]

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