Sarah Palin Had A Crappy Week, Dontcha Know? Your Weekly Top Ten.

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Good morning, Wonke-RINOS. Haha just kidding, you are not RINOs, you are not even Republicans, pfffffft. (Unless you are, in which case have we met?) Anyway, it is time for us to put liquor in our Saturday morning coffee and catch up on all the best stories we missed. Surprise! They're mostly about Sarah Palin's terrible horrible no good very good "OH MOOSEPOOP!" sorta week.

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OK, here is your weekly top ten list, chosen as usual by science:

1. In re: Sarah Palin's shitty ass week. Your number one super best post of the week was when Sarah said it was Obama's fault her son Track (allegedly!) punched his girlfriend in the face.

2. Time for this week's Off The Menu, which was even MORE stories of the worstest restaurant customers ever.

3. Honest question: How drunk was Sarah Palin when she endorsed Trump, on a scale of "burp!" to "in jail with her son Track."

4. Surprise, Carly Fiorina's blue dress is cakey-caked up with extramarital jizz too.

5. Fox News focus group SO MAD they can't do racism in public anymore.

6. The original story, when Sarah Palin's week went to hell: Track Palin beated up a lady with his gun, allegedly.

7. And then the next morning, Sarah cold skipped a Trump rally. But she probably had a good hangover, we mean reason.

8. Oregon militia idiot steals gubmint truck for vital snack run, goes directly to jail.

9. Maureen Dowd is high again, and she's real mad at Hillary Clinton for being a woman.

10. Deleted Comments: Don't you backwardass imbred liberals understand liberty AT ALL?

So there you go, Wonkers. That's your assigned reading for this weekend.

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Evan Hurst

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