Now that we know that Joe Biden can't say the word "chains" because it is racist against Mitt Romney, former half-term governor (and queen of your heart) Sarah Palin would like to share a word salad of Deep Thoughts with her husband's girlfriend, Greta Van Susteren. What does she think? That Joe Biden is a fucking idiot.

SARAH PALIN, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR/FORMER ALASKA GOVERNOR: There weren't enough groans and boos when he said such a disgusting comment, really, especially to a demographic there that is -- includes about 48 percent of the community being black Americans.

Greta, if that's not the nail in the coffin, really, the strategists there in the Obama campaign have got to look at a diplomatic way of replacing Joe Biden on the ticket with Hillary. And I don't want to throw out that suggestion and have them actually accept the suggestion because then an Obama-Hillary Clinton ticket would have a darn good chance of winning.

But really, Joe Biden really drags down that ticket.

Let us recall, from like an hour ago, that His Lord High Hairgel Mittens of Romney could not come up with anything actually wrong with what Old Handsome Joe said, except that it was "divisive" and "not uplifting" and "inaccurate" in that it said Mitt Romney wanted to deregulate Wall Street, which is only on his website. (Also, the Obama campaign seeks to divide on "ethnic" lines.) What does Sarah Palin think about Romney's recent remarks? Are they "disgusting" and divisive? Let us go to the blockquote.

VAN SUSTEREN: Governor Romney today came out with a speech, and probably -- according to Carl Cameron, my colleague, this is a much more aggressive speech from Governor Romney than we've been seeing, saying things like about President Obama that he's intellectually exhausted, out of ideas, out of energy, and so his campaign has resorted to diversions and distractions, to demagoguing and defaming others. This is an old game of politics. What's different this year is that the president is taking things to a new low.

You've had a chance to look at the governor's speech. What do you think?

PALIN: I read the transcript, and yes, Greta, I think that Governor Romney now, having spent years, literally, running for president, has really grasped the notion now that this is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. So he has to use these powerful and truthful and accurate words to describe what President Obama is running on and what he is doing to America.

Romney's coming out swinging. This is what we need. I think that Paul Ryan has helped energize Governor Romney. And this is all good for America because we will hear more accurately the state of the union and the state of this campaign.

Got it? Good. Mitt Romney and John Sununu and Donald Trump and every Republican in the known universe can spend close to four years calling the president of the United States a Kenyan anti-colonial Marxist Socialist who doesn't understand America because he is an alien and a "boy" who's in over his head and didn't even really kill Bin Laden, but my fucking stars how dare Joe Biden say "chains." THERE WERE BLACK PEOPLE IN THE ROOM!

Also, Joe Biden said "y'all" so you know he is the real racist. Meanwhile, over at Buzzfeed, they're saying of the Obama campaign's "hey wait a minute, fake ragers, Republicans talk about 'shackles' all the time!" that it "sets a new standard for linguistic gymnastics." Sorry, but McKayla Maroney is not impressed.


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