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Sarah Palin Tried To Have Stand-In Take Her Place In Gubernatorial Debate

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Someone just sent us thiscomical article from an October, 2006 edition of the Anchorage Daily News -- a reputable journal if ever there were! -- about how Sarah Palin had a "scheduling conflict" during a gubernatorial debate with her two challengers and -- instead of canceling her dumb conflict, because who cares -- she tried to get her running mate to debate for her. Her two challengers wouldn't agree to this because... just... just NO. What the hell? NO LADY NO.


And on a sorta related note, Joe Biden has announced that he will spend four days practicing for his VP debate with Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm acting as a stand-in for Palin, so that he can learn how to comport himself with a lady. Cute! But in vain, because when the debate happens, and soon as he utters the first word of his opening statement -- probably "I" -- Tucker Bounds or someone will shit out a McCain press release saying, "JOE BIDEN IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF AND THAT'S BECAUSE HE HATES VAGINAS. IF HE CARED ABOUT WOMEN AT ALL HIS FIRST WORD WOULD HAVE IN FACT BEEN 'VAGINA.' BARACK OBAMA HATES WOMEN WITH HIS AFRICANERY." Then Wolf Blitzer would interview a precious 5-year-old girl and ask, "Why does Joe Biden beat up women all the time?" and somehow demand a yes-or-no answer, etc.

Stand-in for Palin rejected in debate [ADN]

Biden taps Granholm as Palin stand-in for debate [AP]

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Corey Stewart, the Minnesota transplant to Virginia who's made protecting "Confederate Heritage" a top issue in his campaign for the US Senate, accused a nosy New York Times reporter of breaking into the apartment of one of his aides. It's a terrific accusation, because while there's no evidence at all and the story makes no damn sense, that doesn't matter at all to people who'd vote for Corey Stewart. They already hate the evil media and know those nasty reporters are capable of all the depravity in the world.

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Hey, remember that hilarious time when Paul Ryan and Kevin McCarthy got caught on tape joking that LOL, Donald Trump and Congressman Dana Rohrabacher were totally on Putin's payroll? WaPo got the goods:

"There's two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump," McCarthy (R-Calif.) said, according to a recording of the June 15, 2016 exchange, which was listened to and verified by The Washington Post.

Rep. Dana Rohrabacher is a Californian Republican known in Congress as a fervent defender of Putin and Russia.House Speaker Paul D. Ryan (R-Wis.) immediately interjected, stopping the conversation from further exploring McCarthy's assertion, and swore the Republicans present to secrecy.

It's funny 'cause it's true! ALLEGEDLY. Earlier this month, Congressman Lubyanka Rohrabacher told Fox reporter Elex Michaelson that DNC hack was obviously an inside job.

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