Sarah Palin Won't Stop Talking About Obama's Genitals

Most of us missed yesterday's episode of "Fox News Sunday," because Sunday is the Lord's Day, the day when you crawl off the couch and dirtbike to church so you can show Jesus the new unregistered semiautomatic you purchased at Walmart. But anyway, back to this Fox News segment: Chris Wallace blurts out something about "the Arab Arizona immigration law," which is confusing because "Arab" should never be used as a compliment. But that is neither here nor there. The realhot-as-Tim Pawlenty's-hot-wife scoop is that Sarah Palin was too busy fantasizing about the size of Barack Obama's genitals to notice that Chris Wallace called Arizona "Arab". This video is Suitable for Work, but only because Sarah Palin stops herself at the last possible moment from orgasming all over the teevee.
We are shocked to learn that of all people, Jan Brewer is the one with the undocumented, Spanish testicles. Those things have papers, right? [Washington Post]