Sarah Palins In Glass Houses Shouldn't Throw Pregnant Fainting Lady Conspiracy Stones
Former half-term governor, current Facebook pundit, and definite mother of at least four Sarah Palin has some Thoughts, y'all. Those thoughts are a) diabetic pregnant fainting ladies are hilarious, because of how they are not even tough enough to take two flights across four thousand miles after their water has broken for the delivery of their special needs child. And b) you know who lies? Barack Obama lies, that is who lies, so even though Sarah Palin isn't saying that diabetic pregnant lady definitely faked her own fainting, well, it is just sort of a delicious comeuppance for that nobody upstart who grifted Sarah Palin's rightful presidency right out from under her.
Whether accurate or not, for some reason I found this hilarious! Am I out of bounds for cracking up when I saw this take on a nauseated Obama fan, her absentminded pal, and our President's heroics this week? If so, penance paying I'll accept. With the Obama White House’s total lack of transparency, it’s no wonder that some will ask whether they staged even a fainting lady in the Rose Garden. What was once a major leap in logic has become a single step because President Obama has lied so often and so blatantly ("If you like your health care plan, you can keep your plan" comes to mind!).
Here’s the fainting lady conspiracy theory article, which was linked by Drudge yesterday:
(We fixed that link for ya.)
We'll just let Andrew Sullivan have the last word on pregnancy truthers. We like to keep our hands clean on those sorts of things.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.