Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia would like all you Sad Sallies who are still sore over the 2000 election (which he personally decided, on a bet) to hike up your panties and get over it. "That was like so ten minutes ago," he tells 60 Minutes' Leslie Stahl in an interview to be aired this weekend. Scalia explains that he is great friends with Ruth Bader Ginsburg and other known liberals whom he has had the graciousness not to murder or even jail in their many years on the Supreme Court. And then he lets loose with a shocking revelation!

In the interview, he also says that he is "a law-and-order guy" who's "just in town for the weekend, without my boyfriend" and "looking for pals traveling solo to hang and star gaze with that evening."

Scalia On Bush v. Gore: Get Over It! [CBS News]