Schwarzenegger Is Cynical About Sarah Palin's Commitment To Roguery

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California's governor Arnold Schwarzenegger insulted an unemployed private citizen named Sarah Palin during his speech in Copenhagen today. Ms. Palin, a freelance writer who has recently gotten a few opinion pieces published and thinks she might be able to leverage this into a column for the Daily Beast, does not believe in global warming. Well! This is simply unacceptable, coming from the non-professional Alaskan memoirist.


Schwarzenegger's like, “You have to ask: what was she trying to accomplish? Is she really interested in this subject or is she interested in her career and in winning the [Republican] nomination [for President]? You have to take all these things with a grain of salt.”

Everyone now mail one grain of salt, contained in an envelope, to Sarah Palin's house. What melts snow?! Global warming.

[Glenn Thrush]

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