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Science Proves Wonkette Writers Are Diligent Drones

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So we were over at the blog of our Emo-Goth boyfriendAndrew Sullivan and he linked to this nifty site analyzer deal that will stare deep into your blog's soul and tell you exactly what kind of a human you are. The Typealizer's take on Wonkette was quite surprising! And ... horrifying.


It alleges that the authors of this blog are:

The responsible and hardworking type. They are especially attuned to the details of life and are careful about getting the facts right. Conservative by nature they are often reluctant to take any risks whatsoever. The Duty Fulfillers are happy to be let alone and to be able to work int heir own pace. They know what they have to do and how to do it.

And do not get all pissy about the typos in that quote, that is directly how the words came out of GOD'S MOUTH.

Typealyzer via Andrew Sullivan]

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Can the breaking news take a fucking break for five seconds so we can start getting in gear for eating nine million calories of food and being thankful for everything we ...

No?

Fine, go, New York Times:

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Would you like to watch a joyful video featuring America's last competent and smart and sexxxy president, Barry Bamz-A-Lot McGee? Of course you would! You are probably already traveling for Thanksgiving, so STOP WATCHING THIS VIDEO WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING, IDIOT. But if you are not currently operating a motor vehicle, please proceed with this post!

Anyway, Barack Obama was saying words at his Obummer Foundation Summit, put on by the Nobummer Foundation, and he was talking about why it's so dang hard for America to actually get Great Again in these trying times. He didn't mention Donald Trump's name, because he only does that when he really wants to, but he sure did list some of the things that are holding us (read: Trump) back. You know, like racism.

And "mommy issues."

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