Scientific Studies Show: Conservatives Are [Fill in the Blank]

science.gifChurning out scientific studies connecting personality traits with political views -- e.g., conservatives are happier, or secretly racist, or just plain scary -- has turned into a veritable cottage industry. And the studies just keep on coming.

Here's what the latest research says:

Remember the whiny, insecure kid in nursery school, the one who always thought everyone was out to get him, and was always running to the teacher with complaints? Chances are he grew up to be a conservative.

At least, he did if he was one of 95 kids from the Berkeley area that social scientists have been tracking for the last 20 years. The confident, resilient, self-reliant kids mostly grew up to be liberals.

But who needs studies when we have GQ? According to GQ, Republicans are better in bed for at least ten reasons. Here's the first:

NO CONSCIENCE! A Republican man will never whine in the middle of the night -- let alone in the middle of screwing you -- about the girlfriend-wife-whatever he is

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