In a shocking travesty of justice, I. Scooter Libby is going directly to jail (in a month or so). Judge Reggie Walton declined to delay sentencing, seemingly because he just doesn't like the dude.
And the drunk emails from Christopher Hitchens apparently didn't help.
He also said he received several "angry, harassing, mean-spirited" letters and phone calls following his sentencing but said they wouldn't factor into his decision.
Scooter is rushing to appeal and Dick Cheney is rushing to perfect the perfect torture device in order to persuade the President to pardon him.
Any and all prison rape/"pound me in the ass" jokes in the comments will result in immediate banning.
