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Listen, Senator Scott, unless you want your senatorial daughters to end up like old what's-his-name's nutty daughter with the boobs and the retractable regrettable Twittering, it's time to cover up those gals and live like a real Republican.


You've already got the naked dudes thing all figured out, but the "sexy womens in, uhh, clam-shell bikini tops," that is a no-go with the GOP. May peace be upon Wonkette Commenter THE PROPHET MUHAMMED PBUH for this artwork, which he made using only pictures from the Twitter version of the Koran.

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